Saturday, October 8, 2011

Tutu on OU

Aunt Shari made Maison just about the best thing ever...a UT colored tutu to wear for the Texas OU game. It is so fab I would have her make one for me if I wouldn't look ridiculous.

Sitting in a pile of orange and white fluff...

Tutu in action....

Did you really think a tutu would make me sit still??

Editor's Note: Please excuse the clashing hot pink crocs. Maison is going through a phase were she will only leave the house if said crocs are on her feet....sigh.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Taking over the Fort

Maison officially started at Fort today in the Transition class. We have found that there is one draw back to Maison attending Fort....THE SHIRTS!! She fought every second I put it on her, pleaded her case to wear her Dora shirt, "what about Dora?", pleaded her case to wear any other shirt, and even went crying to Adam saying, "Daddy, off!" as she tugged on her Fort shirt. It's as if she knows they are a hideous shade of khaki, feel like a burlap sack, and are clearly made for short, chubby kids...not 3 ft tall 25 lb ones.

At least they can wear any navy bottoms they want and have free reign to accessorize with hair bows and the shoes of their choice. Also they do not have to wear uniforms on Friday. I can already hear Maison asking, 'What about Dora?" as soon as she wakes up!

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Assessing the Fort

Today was the first of a 'two way trial" day for Maison at Fort. We get to decide if we like the school and they get to decide if they like Mais. We had agreed with the school director that Maison would try the Toddler class which is for 18 months to 2 years since she had never been in school before, never been around children before, and never been with out Mommy, Daddy, or Nooey before.

Maison holding on tight to her lunch box on the way to Fort:


The director met me at the door as I carried Maison in. She asked me if I was ready and Maison politely replied, "I'm ready". Right then she told me we were going to have a problem putting Maison in the Toddler class but we would try it for today. I totally ditched Maison with the Toddler teacher, as they instructed me to do, and got into my car and balded my eyes out....MY BABY is in school.

I went to my parents to wait for them to call to tell me Maison missed me terribly and had to be picked up, but no call came. I counted down the minutes until I could call at 10:00 to see how the first hour and a half had gone. Ms. Martha, the director, told me that Maison had already mastered the entire body part game and 3 of 5 colors they learn in the Toddler class. She said the Toddler class was definitely not going to work out. So Friday we will try the Transition class which is for 2 1/2 to 3 year olds who are transitioning to Preschool. Maison will be the youngest child in that class by at least 6 months. Here's hoping Friday goes well!

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Extra Protection

Apparently when walking through our house you need to have a little extra protection...

Friday, September 23, 2011

Unwelcome Friend

I went biking this afternoon for the first time in months, and came across a very unwelcome sight...

I was by the duck pond approaching the bottom of the hill and saw this huge animal. From far away I thought it was a bulldog as it was hugely fat and looked to be about 80 or 90 lbs. As I got closer I noticed it had prickly fur and as I was whizzing by I startled it causing it's fur to stand up. It looked at me and bared it's gnarly teeth. I literally said out loud, "holy sh*t what was that?"

I don't think I have ever gone up that hill faster in my entire life. I was terrified that this thing was going to come after me and bite a hole in my bike tire or worse bite the cast on my sprained ankle....either leaving me defenseless to be eaten alive.

So when I got home I did a little research and confirmed this "thing" was an enormous BEAVER! I was happy to find out that they are docile and have an aversion for biting...but I certainly don't see why people think they are cute...SICK OUT!

Representative photo of my friend:

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

23 going on 21

"Ok Mommy, I'm ready to go to Red Hot and Blue for my birthday."

"Let's see what they have on the drink menu"

"Looks like they are known for margaritas, but I'm not sure I'm in the mood for one..."

"I guess I'll just have..."

"water"

Happy 23 months, Maison!

Sunday, September 18, 2011