a la Lohan

So I pulled a "Lohan" and relapsed. I had my first diet coke since Sun. Jan 2. I just had...to...have...a...COKE! In celebrity fashion, I realized there is more money in relapsing than there is in a D list career so here I am; ready for Celebrity Rehab and Sober House. Where do I sign up? Should my agent call Dr. Drew directly or will he be contacting me? Or maybe this is just a minor bump in my road to sobriety...only time will tell.