Do you want a piece of me?

I'm Mrs. 'You want a piece of me?'

Tryin' and pissin' me off

Well get in line with the paparazzi

Who's flippin' me off

Hopin' I'll resort to some havoc

And end up settlin' in court

Now are you sure you want a piece of me? (you want a piece of me)

I'm Mrs. 'Most likely to get on the TV for strippin' on the streets'

When getting the groceries, no, for real..

Are you kidding me?

No wonder there's panic in this industry

I mean please...

Do you want a piece of me?

Last night my besties and I went to the Britney concert. Jan had the brilliant idea for us to dress up as different Britneys.

Apparently, imitating Britney is about as paparazzi inducing as being the real Britney as 83 (yes, EIGHTY THREE we counted) people took our picture at the concert. Even the Dallas Observer got in on the act by including us in their "costumed fans" slide show!

So I guess you DO want a piece of me, and Shari, and Jan, and Kelly, and Adrienne....