F.M.L

F.M.L. [F M L] - acronym meaning "f**k my life" or spraining my ankle for the ump-teenth time playing soccer before two major athletic events that I actually care about.

Normally this would just be a minor inconvenience to my athletic endeavors but when said sprain occurs less than two weeks before the Blackland Tri in Plano and exactly 3 weeks before the Plano Balloon Festival half marathon it is definitely a F.M.L!