Maslow's Madcows: Going under the knife

Friday, January 21, 2011

Going under the knife

I'm sitting in Dr. Glaser's office about to go under the knife. Unfortunately he is not a fab plastic surgeon doing me up with a fantastic boob job. He would be a periodontist doing me up with repeat gum surgery...yea.

I had four grafts done in 2005 and two have detached. So repeat gum surgery it is...Awe-some. What's up with kids these days? I have my gums replaced TWICE by 36 and Adam was told he needed his hip replaced at 38. What's next? Walkers and dentures??? Geez!

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JanJanuary 21, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Good luck! I'll be thinking about you!!!
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Jan. 29, 2012 ~ Age 2
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Feb. 19, 2012 ~ Age 2
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Mar. 17, 2012 ~ Age 2
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Mar. 20, 2012 ~ Age 2
Maison to Mommy who's typing on laptop: "Mommy, you working on THE email?"

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Apr. 22, 2012 ~ Age 2 1/2
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May 1, 2012 ~ Age 2 1/2
Mommy to Maison who is kicking: "Maison, stop kicking me"

Maison to Mommy: "You drive me crazy!"

June 7, 2012 ~ Age 2 1/2
Maison to Mommy: "I want a Minnie Mouse diapee"

Mommy to Maison: "We don't have anymore Minnie diapees, we have Princess diapees"

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June 16, 2012 ~ Age 3
Maison to Mommy in a store bathroom: "Mommy, turn the fan off. It's messing up my hair!"

December 4, 2012 ~ Age 3
Maison to Nooey upon seeing boxes of Christmas decorations: "What's all this about?"

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